7 unhinged things I saw at CPAC 2026 as Trumpfest carries on without Donald Trump

Published on March 30, 2026

As the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) rolled into 2026, the air was thick with an eclectic mix of fervor and absurdity. While former President Donald Trump may not have graced the stage this year, the enthusiasm of his supporters certainly did not wane. Instead, attendees showcased a dizzying array of strange behaviors and wacky outfits, turning the event into a carnival-like atmosphere that would leave any casual observer wondering what on earth they had walked into.

One of the first things that struck attendees was the prevalence of outlandish costumes. From participants decked out as biblical figures—think Moses carrying a faux stone tablet labeled “10 Things Trump Did Right”—to those sporting extravagant red, white, and blue capes, the fashion statement was decidedly unorthodox. There was even a group of self-proclaimed “Trump Apostles” who evangelized for their icon while dressed in long robes and sandals, amplifying the festival’s climactic vibe.

Adding to the surreal ambiance was a stage adorned with oversized props, including a comically large “Make America Great Again” hat that overshadowed everything else in the vicinity. This installation drew attendees eager for photos, as they clambered onto the hat, exclaiming their allegiance while striking bizarre poses. The sheer scale of the hat became emblematic of the day—larger-than-life and utterly theatrical.

Another eye-popping moment came when a speaker known for his inflammatory rhetoric took to the stage and began ranting about “antifa ghosts” allegedly haunting their gatherings. Delirium descended as he shared tales of encountering these spectral foes, which some in the audience seemed to take as a serious warning. Many laughed nervously, while others clapped enthusiastically, demonstrating the bizarre line between humor and conviction that permeated the event.

The gathering also featured an array of vendors selling wonderfully peculiar merchandise. Among the array of items were custom-made “Trump 2026: The Final Countdown” T-shirts, and plush dolls of Trump complete with a tiny version of the presidential desk. Some stands even offered bundles of “freedom-flavored” snacks, a concept that bewildered many as they dug into their popcorn and cotton candy emblazoned with American flags.

For many, the entertainment escalated significantly during the “Freedoms of Speech” open mic session, where impassioned attendees took turns on stage. Their speeches ranged from bizarre conspiracy theories to impromptu poetry celebrating Trump. One particularly dramatic recitation included a participant claiming that mainstream media was failing to report on “the invisible army of liberty” that would soon rise to challenge what he termed the “deep state.” The crowd erupted into cheers, showcasing how deeply held beliefs were mixed with an unshakeable faith in their movement.

In yet another peculiar display, a contingent of attendees formed a conga line while chanting phrases from Trump’s speeches, leading to confusion for those who weren’t immediately in on the joke. This spontaneous revelry highlighted the camaraderie among attendees, as they laughed and danced, proving that even in the absence of their leader, the community spirit remained undeterred.

Wrapping up the day were the obligatory moments of virtue signaling around themes of “patriotism” and “freedom.” A group of speakers made calls to “defend America against the woke agenda,” which elicited intense applause and passionate cries of agreement. Yet, as the sun set and the absurdity of the day continued to sink in, there was a palpable ambiguity—was this just enthusiastic celebration or a disconcerting acceptance of the outlandish?

As CPAC 2026 came to a close, it was clear that even without Trump, the essence of Trumpfest was alive and thriving. In a swirl of confusion and carefree joy, attendees left either energized the future or bemused oddity of what they had witnessed. One thing was certain: this year’s festival defined a new chapter in the saga of a movement that shows no signs of retreating into the background.

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